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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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Why are pirates, pirates?

They just.

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"