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How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

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What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

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What's the highest form of praise you can receive from a pimp?

A back-handed compliment.

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"