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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

Yo Ho Jokes More Yo Ho Jokes

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!