What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

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How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

What does Aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

Why doesn't Gandalf dress as a pimp for Halloween?

So people do not take him as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!