What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

What a pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?

None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.

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Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Yo Ho Jokes More Yo Ho Jokes

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

How are pirates like pimps?

They both have gold teeth and say "yo ho!"