What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

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What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

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Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!