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Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

Little Sally Jokes More Little Sally Jokes

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus