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Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally the stripper stop dating the guitar player?

He kept trying to tune her G string.

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

Little Sally Jokes More Little Sally Jokes

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!