Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What is teen pop?

Jared's favorite music genre.

What does Santa Claus and Jared from Subway have in common?

They both leave kid's homes with empty sacks.

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

Little Sally Jokes More Little Sally Jokes

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Why did Little Sally drop her ice cream cone?

Because she got hit by a bus