Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

E V E R Y W H E R E

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Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

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Because she got hit by a bus

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!