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Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Jared Jokes More Jared Jokes

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

Limp Jokes More Limp Jokes

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Little Sally Jokes More Little Sally Jokes

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!