Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.

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Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

Little Sally Jokes More Little Sally Jokes

Why did little Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Obviously not Sally

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!