What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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What did the cook say to the dough?

I "NEED" you!

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

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What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital?

Because at any moment they could bleet out

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What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.