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What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

Why did the farmer's wife got angry at him for paying too much attention to his equipment?

He kept looking at his hoes.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

Why do software engineers tend to not care about trigger warnings?

They're not trigger errors.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

How do you call a dog without legs?

You don't you go and grab him