What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

What do you call an epileptic frolicking in a garden?

Seizure salad.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out