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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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What do you call a child who doesn't believe in Santa?

An eggnogstic

Why is santa always so happy?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Brothel Jokes More Brothel Jokes

How does one enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

Arggg! thar she blows