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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?

Rock and Roll

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

Heavy Metal Jokes More Heavy Metal Jokes

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss