Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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How do you make a cookie dance?

Throw a little dough at it!

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

Heavy Metal Jokes More Heavy Metal Jokes

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC?

Because it's stoned.

What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone?

Baaaaasalt