Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why does the Earth love geologists?

They really get it's rocks off

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Heavy Metal Jokes More Heavy Metal Jokes

What's Magneto's favorite type of music?

Heavy Metal!

What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.