Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.

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What kind of music do welders like?

Heavy metal.

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.