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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is Superman.

What's a priest's favorite type of rock?

Pummus.

Heavy Metal Jokes More Heavy Metal Jokes

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.