Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What's something that you can catch but not throw?

Feelings. T.T

What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes?

A banana split!

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

What does a Knight do at night?

Nighty Night

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Heavy Metal Jokes More Heavy Metal Jokes

What is a chemists favourite type of music?

Heavy Metals.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call a country of grizzlies that is always stoned?

A hibearnation.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned