What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why do hipsters hate ice skating?

They could never do it before it was cool

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What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why is manna from heaven like horse hay?

Both are food from aloft!

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food