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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most?

French press

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What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

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What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...