What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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Why did the zombie start ripping up sheet music?

Because he was de-composing.

Why did the zombie move into a studio apartment?

Because he didn't need a living room anymore!

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What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

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What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

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How can you make a slow horse fast?

Don't give him any food.

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

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What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys