What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie?

GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS

What did the zombie say at the urinal?

I'm reliving myself.

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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why Russians never drive stick shift?

They really hate Stalin

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

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What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

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What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food