What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

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Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

What kind of work does a weak cat do?

Light mouse work.

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Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

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What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts