What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What's faster than Usain Bolt?

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty?

He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts