What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...