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What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What's black and runny?

Usain Bolt.

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Why did the zoo close the big cat exhibit?

Because they just kept lion around!

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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Why is it not safe to doze on trains?

Because they run over sleepers.

What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

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Who loves fast food?

Jared Fogle

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!