What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What did the zoo employee say to the big cat?

Why you always lion

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What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

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How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food