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What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

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What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

What's faster than Usain Bolt?

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run over geese?

Goose bumps

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts