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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What do you call a French soul singer?

Beret White

What did the newly paroled French prisoner name his restaurant?

Attempted Crepe

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Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.