What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the French fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

What's the holiest, French color?

Sacred blue!

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Why did the chicken run into a well?

Because it didn't see that well.

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill?

Running... JK! Rolling