What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's the sound that a French tank does just before the enemy frontline attacks?

Beep Beep Beep...

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

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Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for