What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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What do you call a baby deer's droppings?

FawnDoo! Nailed it.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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Why did the French geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

How does a French blacksmith sharpen his blade?

He hon(hon hon)s it.

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How did the lumberjack keep his business from falling behind when all the trees ran out?

By moving faux wood. Rimshot

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate