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What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

What did the Romans say to each other after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it!

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon