Why did the French geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

Why'd the cookie go to the hospital?

It was feeling a little crumby.