Why did the French geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French chef quit working at the haunted restaurant?

He got crped out.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the narcissistic cannibal end up in the hospital?

Because he was so full of himself.

What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.