Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

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Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking?

Because it's on the house.

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What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.