Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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How does Santa make new baby reindeer?

In vitro, in Prancer, in Dancer, in Vixen.

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

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What is a dogs favourite flower?

Anything in your garden!

What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!