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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What will santa bring your fish this Christmas?

A scale letrix!

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

What did the philanderer say to the gardener praying in the shed?

How do you stay faithful in a room full of hoes?