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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

What do ladies-of-the-night do when in their garden?

They hoe it.

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

How is being a pimp like being a farmer?

You get some hoes and they get dough for you.

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.