Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

What does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Sleigh-er

Garden Jokes More Garden Jokes

How do you know which pepper in the garden is the nosiest?

It's the one that's jalapeo business!!!

What is a dogs favourite flower?

Anything in your garden!

Hoe Jokes More Hoe Jokes

Why does Santa have such a beautiful garden?

He is always Hoe-hoe-hoeing.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!