Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

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What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

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How about something personal?

Me: Personally I need a job.

What's grey and never needs ironing?

A drip dry elephant!

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.