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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

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Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.