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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What did Terry-Thomas say before giving oral?

I say, Mind the gap

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

Manner Jokes More Manner Jokes

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!