Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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Hoe hoe hoe!

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He sold his soul to Santa.

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Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

How many members of a certain demographic group does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number: one to perform the task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of the group in question.