What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you call a fight between a human and a gorilla?

A harumble.

Why do humans mainly use the decimal number system?

It's just what we tend to do

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

An eggroll!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Dinner

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

Carry loaded weapons.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?

A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Whose line is it anyway?

Generous cocaine party guests