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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Which vitamin best helps a Pokémon breed?

PP Up.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!