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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How did Michael Jackson pick his nose?

From a catalogue. ba dum tss

Why is Cam Newton's house so dirty?

He doesn't pick up after himself.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Q

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!