Pick up lines
We both burn gas.
Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!
My phone number won't fill up an entire book.
To lay off his campaign staff.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
A light house.
Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.
I am saury.
Because they really wanted a third's eye view!
A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!
A line of code.
He was caught doing lines of math!
