What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?

They have to tow the line!

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

Why was lil' Wayne tired after programming?

He did too much coding.

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What's the programmer's favorite drug?

A line of code.

What's a programmer's favorite drug?

Codeine.