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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

What sort of dance do fish do at parties?

The conga!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!