How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Where do Martians drink beer?

At a mars bar!

What is H2O4?

Drinking

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Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right... the tuna fish!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.