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How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the blonde get fired from the sperm bank?

Because she was drinking on the job.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

How do you change root beer in to a beer?

Put it in a square cup

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What's the most confusing day in a Mormon home?

Mother's Day.

Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

Because 36 would be too many.