Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

What is the only alcoholic beverage Muslim extremists are permitted to drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

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What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

Why is owning a Prius difficult?

It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

What's the difference between a woman and a PC from 1995?

A woman doesn't accept 3 1/2 inch floppies.

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Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine