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Why is a beer like a woman?

After you drink one you can't shut up or drive.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do Mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.