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Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do Driving Testers and Vegetarians have in common?

They are both very pedantic

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girl has to chew before she swallows.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Which Shampoo They Preferred?

The Top Answers Was: Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom!

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer?

I.C.!

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why would two melons in love hate their parents?

Because they cantaloupe. =D.....=).....=='(

What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth?

D

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual.

Why do Americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic