Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual?

Because they want the D.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls where skirts in the winter?

So they don't get chapped lips.

Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups?

Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Why don't mathematicians have degrees?

They prefer radians.

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Manual Jokes More Manual Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.