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What does Brown Santa say?

Gifts only for little girls with A's, B's and C's because the other ones already have the D's.

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B Jokes More B Jokes

What did the viola say to her daughter before crossing the street?

You better C or you'll B

Why are A's like flowers?

Because B's go after them!

Gift Jokes More Gift Jokes

What's the gift that keeps on giving?

AIDS

What did the bald man say when he got a comb as a gift?

I'll never part with this!

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

What do you call a little girl who's very close to her dog?

Nina

Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

One Jokes More One Jokes

How can you tell which Russian olympic spectators are actually KGB agents?

The ones with food.

What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?

Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!

D Jokes More D Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

C Jokes More C Jokes

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

Why did the scuba diver drop out of graduate school?

Because he was always below a C