Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

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What rhymes with Snoop?

Dr Dre

What's brown &amp rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre.

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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What's the currency in space?

Starbucks

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.