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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

What's brown and rhymes with poop?

Snoop Dogg

Punt Jokes More Punt Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks