Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What do you call a couple of Irish guys hiking in the woods?

Trail micks.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What is black and rhymes with Snoop Dogg?

Dr. Dre

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Punt Jokes More Punt Jokes

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What was the currency of the Trade Republic of Venice?

Dogecoin.