Punt Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

P p

What rhymes with orange?

No, it doesnt.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

What STD can you catch from Mayor McCheese?

None, but you can get food poisoning.

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What do banks and the US government have in common?

They both deal with checks and balances.