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Punt Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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We've Got This Love Thing Down

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms!

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr.Dre

Whats Brown and... Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?

P p

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Who's there! Andrew! Andrew who?

Andrew all her money out of the bank!

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

What do you call it when an Irish band is caught lip syncing?

Sham rock.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a washing machine and your mom?

The last time I dumped a load into the washing machine, she didn't follow me around for a week!

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."