Punt Jokes

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

Why should a man never bang his best friend?

He'll probably catch fleas

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What do the Irish hate more than potatoes?

No potatoes.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

The first is a super hero, the second is a simple command.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent.

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What do you call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large