Punt Jokes

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt"?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What's big and brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish sniper?

Amon

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?

A different bar.