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Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

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Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.