Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

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What do you call a psychic midget that just robbed a bank?

Small medium at large

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

Who robs banks and squirts ink?

Billy the Squid.