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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What do you call a punctuation mark that's got a girlfriend?

Accommodating.

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Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO?

Because TWO rhymes with POO

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

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What does Morpheus seek for paper cuts?

Neosporin.

What did Neo say when Morpheus said: "You've been living in a dreamworld Neo"?

I noe