April Sale - 20% Off

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

Previous Random Joke Next
German Jokes More German Jokes

What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp?

Herr Doctor.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

D Day Jokes More D Day Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.