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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.