Because Russia was Stalin
Being single on V-Day.
Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.
He only Phelps himself.
Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
A trillionaire.
Because they're always throwing up their hands.
The guy who gave it to the pitbull.
A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.
Putinesca
Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)
A crustacean
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
So he could make ends meet!
At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.
Because he knew his parents will make him return it.
If most people leave before shooting starts.
