D Day Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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What's worse than being German on D-Day?

Being single on V-Day.

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Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards?

I wub wub wub you....

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What do you call someone who spends 24 hours a day on the Internet?

Anything you like they're not listening to you anyway.

What does an agnostic, dyslexic insomniac spend his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

Rub Jokes More Rub Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

How can you tell if a Mobile software developer isn't enjoying his job?

He isn't very App-y

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.