Because Russia was Stalin
Being single on V-Day.
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
You're my brother in arms!
Shaking hands.
A bite in shining armor.
A monster with an all-over perm.
Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.
Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects
Because he was Snow'den.
Vladimir's Poo Tin
Intermittenly.
Because they have a claus in their contract.
Because there are too many cheetahs. Thank you i will be here all day.
Because all the other days are week days.
They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.
Tulips on your organ.
