D Day Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why did the French geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

Froid

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

What do old people smell like?

Depends

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

Why didn't Edward leave Russia?

Cause he was snowden.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

How many frat boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.