Because he can see the D
Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.
Oh God, not the B's!
He was a foyer.
Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu
None of them. Historians suggest that most pirates would have been illiterate.
Because they lost an I.
Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
A letter of marque(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letterofmarque).
Post office.
Because they're constantly drilling for oil.