What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda?

Fantastic

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What is a caffeine addict's excuse for drinking coffee in the evening?

It's 8:00 somewhere!

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?

The nearest ISOBAR!!

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Why was Cinderalla thrown out of the football team?

Because she ran away from the ball.

What is green and white, throws pig skin, and is the worst team in the NFL?

The Jets.