She gives birth to a son.
One but don't expect results.
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
Nothing, you've told her twice already
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".
A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.
Decalfeinated
Abort mission!
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Because if it were invented in the North, it'd be called the teethbrush!
It twerked.
