She gives birth to a son.
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
M'alaydy
Kitchen
Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"
It is now a parent.
Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)
Get out of my son!
It caused a revolution.
She gives birth to a boy.