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How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed?

His wife didn't know any decent crackers.

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

Why did the woman fall into the well?

She couldn't see that well.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

History Jokes More History Jokes

Why is history called His story?

Because it's written by the Victors, not the Victorias.

What do you get if you cross history and a cow?

A moo-suem.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!