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How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Who came up with hugs?

The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing Why are you holding me " "Just trust me."

Why did the gentleman hold the door?

Because he was dying to do so.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Sjw Jokes More Sjw Jokes

Why do SJW's hate Programmers?

They objectify everything.

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

Revolve Jokes More Revolve Jokes

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

Socket Jokes More Socket Jokes

How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How does a Narcissist change a lightbulb?

He holds it up to the socket and the world revolves around him.