Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
When he starts using condoms with other girls.
A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)
When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.
Gets arrested*
To much beer and not enough bathrooms
Siamese twins.
Because she will "Let It Go.
