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How about if I put a balloon over it?

Would you touch it then " -guy who invented condoms

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Balloon Jokes More Balloon Jokes

What type of music do balloons hate?

Pop music!

Why were there balloons in the bathroom?

There was a birthday potty.