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How was the Irish Jig invented?

To much beer and not enough bathrooms

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Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why didn't Ahmadinejad have a beer?

He wasn't in the MahMoud.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

What's the name of the rockstar who invented mouth ulcer gel?

Jon Bonjela!