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What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

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What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!

What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!