What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

He got arrested just like you would've.

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Why are Mumford & Sons the only agnostic rock band?

Because they don't even know if they believe.