What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

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Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving