What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

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What do you cal a bear with extreme mood swings?

A bi-polar bear.

Why do bears have fur coats?

Because they'd look stupid in anoraks!

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Why did little Johnny fall off the swing?

He didn't have arms. Why did little Sarah fall off her bike Someone threw a fridge at her.

What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.