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What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear?

Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?)...not Sarah.