What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why cant billy ride the swings?

He has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy