Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What was it called when the dragon from The Hobbit was thrown out a window?

The Defenestration of Smaug.

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

Why did the local university invite a foreign chemist?

Florine talent.

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Where Are You Going?

Me: Partying with Friends Pimple: Ok, I'm Also Coming then!!

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

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What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter