Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Who just threw that?

Boy: "Me. I'm going home now."

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

What do you do after you but a new oven?

Invite all of your friends over and have an oven warming party.

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How do astronomers plan a party?

They planet.

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

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What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.