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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

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Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Why 21 didn't invite his brother for dinner?

28

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What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

What do you call a group of poor homeless people that show up to a party?

Party paupers

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Boxer Jokes More Boxer Jokes

Why didn't the boxer cross the road?

He didn't want to be part of a bad punch line.

What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo