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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

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What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?

Women!

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

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Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

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Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What do you call a boxer with allergies?

Muhammad Achoo

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.