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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.

Why did the boy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did they do at the Boston Tea Party?

I don't know I wasn't invited!

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

Where did Ronda Rousey learn how to take a punch?

Holm School

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Why did the dog run into the corner every time the door bell rang?

Because he is a Boxer

What language does a boxer who punches jokes speak?

Punjabi-ng.