What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Where do you get a drink on Excel?

Formula bar

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?

They are for those who don't drink!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

"Have another beer."

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

What was shaken and is now stirred?

Haiti.

Alzheimer Jokes More Alzheimer Jokes

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

Her IQ goes up!

How many people with Alzheimer's did it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Parkinson Jokes More Parkinson Jokes

What do you call a cow with Parkinson's?

Beef jerky

What would you rather have Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?

At least with Parkinson's you have half a pint.