What animal never forgets national tragedies?

The nine-elephant

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What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?

Forget-me-nuts.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.