What animal never forgets national tragedies?

The nine-elephant

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What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

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What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.