Dried parts of a cow that had Parkinson's.
With a cowculator.
A Jersey.
Beef Jerky
One hundred and one. Two to wash it, one to dry it, and ninety eight to talk about how dirty it was.
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
Sheik Shake
Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.