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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending?

He grabs a hoe.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**!

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.