What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

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What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

What's the best part about gardening?

Getting down and dirty with your hoes.

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Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name