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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What did the dyslexic person worship?

Santa.

What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

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Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

What did the farmer tell the hoe?

Let's get dirty.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

Why is that cotton candy talking?

Grandma, that's Nicki Minaj.