Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

What do you call Santa's helpers?

Subordinate Clauses.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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What do you call Santa without toys?

A lost Clause

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.