Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Who did the Dyslexic Devil Worshipper sell his soul to?

Santa

What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers?

The Elf and Saftey Executive.

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What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.