Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?

Claustrophobic

Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?

Rude"olph

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What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up!

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

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What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.