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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

Santa came early

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Why is a man's pee yellow, and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he's coming or going.

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Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.