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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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Why was Santa's little helper sad?

Because he had low ELFesteem

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

What's a homophobic child's worst nightmare?

A monster coming out of the closet

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Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

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Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

What Johnny Mercer song does December 21st remind you of?

Autumn Leaves.

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.