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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper?

A crab apple.

What did the apple say to the apple pie?

You've got some crust.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Why is PTSD like riding a bike?

You never forget

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies