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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Yogurt and L.A.?

Yogurt has a live and thriving culture.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do we know Snow White was a hipster?

She could never say no to apple.

What did the apple tell the annoying orange?

Citrus down.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

Why don't plumbers ride bikes?

Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!