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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you get the most apples at Halloween?

Take a snorkel.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?

She's the one on her bike.

What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike?

Look ma, no hands!

Vest Jokes More Vest Jokes

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Sleeve Jokes More Sleeve Jokes

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes