IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?
An investigator!
Your under a vest
I've got you under a vest.
An investigator. Ba dum tss.
A private investigator.
A bike because a vest has no sleeves.
He was an investigator!
A good in-vest-ment
An in-vest-igator!
Because it ends with A-men
One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
McBook Eyre
Pear pressure.
She said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
Ohio.
People sometimes get upset if you shoot a duck. The duck is much less greasy. BUT MOST IMPORTANT Nobody ever complains about a duck's bill.
A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)
Urine trouble, mate!
Help me! I've been a-salted!
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
She forgot to use Spell Check.
