What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What would you like it to be?

A joke.

When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

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Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

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What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

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What do you call an aligator in a vest?

Investigator

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.