What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?

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Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why did I wear no jeans today?

My supply was short.

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What do you call a reptile wearing a vest?

An investigator. Ba dum tss.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

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Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!