Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

Previous Random Joke Next
Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What did the egg play in the movie?

The egg-stra.

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

Card Jokes More Card Jokes

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

Cheetah Jokes More Cheetah Jokes

Why is gambling not allowed in Africa?

Because there are too many cheetahs.

Why can a Cheetah not hide?

Because it's always spotted.

Jungle Jokes More Jungle Jokes

Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

Courtesy Jokes More Courtesy Jokes

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks.