Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs. Courtesy of the St. Louis Zoo Facebook page.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

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Who has the best website in the jungle?

The Onlion King.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

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What does the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttttttt Courtesy of my little cousin.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.