What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

Plague-arism

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

What kind of music can't Ed Sheeran play?

Soul

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

Canarial Disease Jokes More Canarial Disease Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.