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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What's the only disease a potato can get?

Tuber-culosis

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear what I Hear?

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.

What kind of bird does not make babies?

A swallow

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What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Chirpe Jokes More Chirpe Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Canarial Disease Jokes More Canarial Disease Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.