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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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What do you call a bird that lives underground?

A mynah bird!

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

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What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What disease do you get from kissing birds?

Chirpes. It's one of those canarial diseases. They say it's untweetable.

Canarial Disease Jokes More Canarial Disease Jokes

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!