What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner?

A Kong - vict!

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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