What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why did the hen cross the road?

Because chicken.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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