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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

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What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

A cosh(x/a)

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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