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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?

Curly hare.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Tweetie Pie!

Lawnmower Jokes More Lawnmower Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What do you do when your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him

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What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

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What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

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