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What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

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How does a door chime answer the phone?

Bella

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

Is unwise, apparently.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.