I went to Canada with my mum once
Because AIDS gets the girl
She was fed up with the hole business.
Nunavut*
A Nova Scorcha!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.