How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls?

His hardware was Microsoft

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

What's Canada's favorite board game?

Sorry

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*