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Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

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How did the haunted house escape foreclosure?

It was repossessed

Why did the haunted house not like rain?

Because it dampened his spirits.