It is always look but don't touch.
How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.
Where is my tractor?
Around the ankles and wrists
Girl: My Aunt Boy: No it's an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
When your nose touches the ceiling!
A fetaphile
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
A moo-seum.