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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you get the girl who has everything?

Penicillin.

Whats the best way to get over a girl?

Get under another one

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Museum Jokes More Museum Jokes

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.