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What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did A and B look for at the beach?

A "C" gull!

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What does a girl from Arkansas say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes.

What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

What do you call an astronaut that doesn't like being touched?

A personal space man

Museum Jokes More Museum Jokes

What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

How do you know you're getting old?

When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.