What do museums and girls have in common?

It is always look but don't touch.

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

When you see a girl who was hot in high school, but a decade later she's not https://www.youtube.com/watch?

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What's the scariest thing a blind person can read in Braille?

Danger: Do not touch

Museum Jokes More Museum Jokes

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

What do you call a museum for cows?

A moo-seum.