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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

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What is the shortest, very funny joke you know?

ITT: comments about my dink, and people who can't search

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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Why is post college life so easy for Lannisters?

Because a Lannister always pays his debts.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.