I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.
Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer
For me it's three weeks.
"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.
Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)
Cos they've no idea of the route.
I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him
A condom.
May Divorce be with you.*
An antique.