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Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

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What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

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How can you tell the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

I dunno, I just repost them.

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

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What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

Removed

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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What does the rest of the colony call an old ant?

An antique.

Where does a lonely ant go when it is separated from its colony?

I have no idea, but this looks like a good joke. So post your proposals in comments.